Have you ever had a married man dance up on you in a club?

I have. Lauren was fortunate enough to figure this out and tell me loud enough for all surrounding parties to hear, “THIS IS THE FRENCH GUY WHO'S MARRIED.” Thanks L. Like a true creep, the married Frenchman found another poor girl to dance up on. The rest of the night Lauren and I caught his eye and motioned, “I’m watching you,” in true Robert De Niro fashion. We showed him. He was pissed.

Imagine this following you around in a club all night.