Cafe barrista: "You are pretty. When you peak in a couple of years, you'll be beautiful. Are you 16 or 17?" "No, I'm 24. I think I'm in my peak now." "Well, you're pretty. You'll appreciate it later in life." "I'm sure I will."
Department store clerk: "Can I see your ID?" (Show ID) "Is that really you?" "Yes, it was taken when I was 18. I look a little different now." "You look older in your ID photo than you do now. You should update your picture. It doesn't look like you at all." "Oh."
Brother's acquaintance: (Upon being introduced) "Is this your daughter?" "No, she's my sister." (Awkward)
Friend: "I worry about guys dating you." (Confused look) "Why?" "I worry they might be perverted since you look so young. It's like they can date a minor, and it's still legal." "Wow."
Strangers think I am a teen mom when I'm in public with my 16 month old nephew and older sister or mom. I came about this realization when random people would glare at me.
TSA personnel in airports are ALWAYS nice to me. I suspect it's because they think I'm flying on my own for the first time. They ask if I need assistance going through security, if I know how to go through security, if I recently got my braces off...you know, the usual questions everyone is asked.
At least I'll have the last laugh when I'm 40 and look 25.
Friend: "I worry about guys dating you." (Confused look) "Why?" "I worry they might be perverted since you look so young. It's like they can date a minor, and it's still legal." "Wow."
Strangers think I am a teen mom when I'm in public with my 16 month old nephew and older sister or mom. I came about this realization when random people would glare at me.
TSA personnel in airports are ALWAYS nice to me. I suspect it's because they think I'm flying on my own for the first time. They ask if I need assistance going through security, if I know how to go through security, if I recently got my braces off...you know, the usual questions everyone is asked.
At least I'll have the last laugh when I'm 40 and look 25.
{Can you guess which one is me?}
Hah me too! But you definitely look younger than me. I don't think I've ever been mistaken for a teenager. :)
ReplyDeleteYou have good genes too! I've gotten to the point where I get slightly offended if I'm not carded when buying alcohol, haha.
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