Criminal Minds-esque

I mentioned Naked Man right after I moved to the City--click here if you missed it. Naked Man was at his creepiest on Friday. I seriously felt like I was in an episode of Criminal Minds. For those of you who don't know the show, you should.

8:15AM: come home from gym
8:21AM: strip from clothes
8:22AM: start shower water
8:22AM: decide I want oatmeal
8:22AM: walk into kitchen
8:23AM: prep oatmeal so it will be ready when I'm done showering
8:24AM: catch a glimmer of light from Naked Man's window
8:24AM: realize (naked) Naked Man is watching (naked) me from the darkness of his living room while smoking out the window
8:24AM: drop to the ground
8:24AM: crawl out of kitchen

...work...nap...usual Friday things...

8:45PM: walk into the kitchen to throw something away
8:45PM: look out the window
8:45PM: (fully clothed) Naked Man waves at me
8:45PM: stomach drops
8:46PM: leave apt to go to dinner with my roommates
8:48PM: exit complex at the same time Naked Man exits neighboring complex
8:48PM: stomach drops, internal freak-out
8:48PM: ignore Naked Man
8:49PM: check that Naked Man isn't following us

...eat...eat more...and more...

11:48PM: arrive back to apt
11:49PM: check every room and closet for Naked Man
11:50PM: all clear, Naked Man didn't break into our apt

Ashley sewed a curtain for the kitchen window on Saturday. Naked Man took it too far, so he's blocked from our lives.

Adios Mofo!