During a crazy visit to Vegas in 2010, my friends and I happened to be at the same club as Ron Jeremy and Dennis Hof. I knew who Jeremy was, but not Hof. My male friends quickly filled me in that he has an HBO show about the brothel he owns. We introduced ourselves, Ron Jeremy kissed my cheek, we took pictures, and Emma and I chatted with Hof for quite a while. We told him about how we cycled from Austin to Anchorage, lost the UT-Bama Nat'l Championship game in Pasadena a few days earlier, and were drinking our post-game sorrows away in Vegas. He jokingly said that he would pay us lots of money to train his "bunnies" to cycle and run at the Ranch.
Flash-forward two years: I was watching Nightline with my mom when this story came on:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2012/03/sci-fi-inspired-brothel-near-area-51-is-out-of-this-world/
Awkward story to watch with a parent anyway, but I met the guy!! I bursted out laughing, but didn't feel like I could say anything to my mom. The more I think about it, the funnier it seems...If I had casually mentioned that I had met this modern day pimp, and he offered me money to go to his ranch. My mom would not have found the humor in it.
Excuse my white tee and struggling demeanor. It was a rough night. Oh Vegas, only you...
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